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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Types of Hamster Bites

I have been having hamsters for quite some time now. And hamster bites are often underrated. Based on my observations, there are like four levels of hamster bites, as follows:

Kilo Bite - This bite occurs when a hammy do not know if your finger is something edible. So, it'd try to nibble your finger with its teeth. When it gets comfortable enough, it'd go to the next level. This bites normally occur when your fingers smell of food, thus confusing the hammies. These bites are usually harmless and sometimes you might even like it.

Mega Bite - When a hamster is certain that your finger is some kind of food, it'd go ahead and bite you, the same way it'd bite a treat or something. It could bleed at times. Hamsters with poor eye-sight tend to do this, especially the red-eyed ones.

Giga Bite - This is the most common bite of all. When a hamster feels threatened, it would attack you. Note that most of the time the hamster does not wait to find out what is attacking it, so it'd just go all out. Sleeping hamsters or nursing mother hamster tend to do this. Normally it is hurtful and it is almost certain that you'd bleed from this kind of bite.

Tera Bite - The most disastrous and least experienced bite of all time. If you do not agree with me, probably your have not gone to this ultimate stage. Have you ever wondered when two hamsters are fighting and biting each other, how'd it feel? If you think it'd hurt like the above three levels, you are wrong. The pain that hamsters try to inflict on other hamsters during a fight is extra-ordinary. It is very unlikely for a hamster to willingly attack a human with this bite. So, wanna know why is this bite so disastrous? Check out the video below.

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

The reality of the contents of the video largely depends on viewer's imagination capability.

Friday, January 22, 2010

My Lil' Blue Dragon

Meet Bluey, my dragon..

Lol.. Don't judge me, it's so cool that I had to try it myself :P Try one now!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Namewee Vs TNB Malaysia

The video is self explanatory. WARNING: Video contains abusive language. Might not be suitable for small kids.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Melaka Marina Beach

So, there is a new beach in town - Marina Beach. It used to be some private property but the government (surprisingly) was kind enough to claim and develop it for tourism. Perfect spot for dating and fishing. One can also simply relax there while enjoying the sea breeze from the Straits of Melaka.

My dad showing a fish that I caught to the camera :)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My Front Yard

Here are pictures of some insects that can be commonly found at my front yard.. Blog updated.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Random Post

This blog has been all about hamsters and transformers toys reviews lately.. Not what I envisioned for when I signed up for this.. You cant blame me though, there aint nuthin much goin on in my country lately except for some.. erm.. for lack of a better word.. fools, busy fightin for sumtin so trivial in my opinion. Maybe I should rename the blog Southern Rodents or sumtin.. Or Cannibalism in Thailand for that matter.. Speaking of boring stuffs, here's a rare scene at my place..

A hot air balloon on the Dataran Pahlawan field.. The scene came along with dozens of pathetic couples sitting on the middle of the dark field surrounded by hundreds of blood thirsty mosquitoes while pathetically watching the hot air balloon.. What makes it sadder is the fact that these couples can be found here almost all the time, with or without the balloon..

On a lighter note, here are pictures of Katie's babies. They are 6 days old now :)

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Hammy Updates!!

So, lots of things have happened since I last blogged about them. First of all, Katie gave birth, like y'all know.. But they didnt make it though, none of them did.. Then, Berry gave birth, and the next day, Julie did.. Owh, they are all Mica's not-so-desperate wives by the way.. And then, Julie's babies didnt make it as well.. But Berry, I have to give it to her.. It was unexpected, but she was the mother of the decade!!

So here they are, three new members to the family.. Known as the ABC Twins..
The one that looks like Berry is Amber. And of course there's another that looks like Berry, that is Babyface (previously knows as Baby Gaga, turned out he is a boy).. Then the brown one is, erm, the obvious, Chris Brown :P
So Amber + Babyface + Chris Brown = The ABC Twins

As for Katie, she decided to try again after a disappointing first start - only to come back meaner! She gave birth to 9 or 10 adorable pups this morning! Although Im not sure how many will make it though.. Oh, Panda is the father this time.

As for the others, Julie is living happily ever after with Mica. Redi has became a priest and he lives at the Hamster's Batu Caves in my house, and Panda is a hunk now. He has these six-pack abs and stuffs. And he is a model too. (Refer to the post below.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Panda Post!

Initially it was a combined post but there is this glitch with blogspot that doesnt embed youtube videos when Panda's photos are uploaded.. So, what do you know.. enjoy these pictures..

So, Panda is a hunk now. No, seriously. He has these six-pack abs and stuffs. And he is a model too. Hit the jump for more downloadable posters of Panda for your viewing pleasure :P

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Happy 2010

We have entered the year 2010! Note that it should no longer be called "two-thousand-and-ten". Its "twenty ten" people, just like how 1999 was "nineteen ninety-nine". Enough said.. Have a splendid new year. Here's a video review of Revenge of the Fallen Leader Class Buster Prime to start your new year :P